I sometimes feel offended by American stereotypes, but then I remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies.
This is by far one of the most important things I’ve seen on tumblr because It describes things I was not able to
some beautiful shit just went down
I was having some trouble with my Netflix so I went on the site for some help
and I got this amazing motherfucker named Robert
Robert was dope as fuck
this nigga was all about SPN, man
i lauGHED SO HARD AT THAT I SPIT OUT MY DR. PEPPER
THEN WHEN EVERYTHING WAS ALL FIGURED OUT WE HAD TO PART WAYS AND HE WAS SO FUCKIN NICE
ROBERT WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
boy moans are so nice
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
When people quote The Perks of Being A Wallflower, why do they quote things like “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite,” or “We accept the love we think we deserve,” when there are gems like this.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence